What's Crackin' SWOLEdiers?!

 

You're not gonna believe what I heard the other night while 

I went out with some of my friends...

 

There was this crowd of uber-guido's that were likely juiced 

to the tits, looking like a bunch of Light bulbs draped with 

Affliction shirts (tough guys...)

 

What bothered me wasn't there choice of clothes or their general

demeanor...

 

Nay...

 

What made me want to go Donkey Kong on them was their 

conversation...

 

It started with me overhearing them talk about how "squat's were 

for women", and if that weren't douchy enough they followed it 

with "chicks don't dig leg's anyway!!!

 

Wow...

 

At this point I had heard enough...

 

I looked over, did the "size up" look (the head to toe to head), 

shook my head, laughed, and walked away... 

 

What was I supposed to do?

 

Start something with them?

 

Argue with them?

 

They clearly lack the testicular fortitude to do any MAN work 

in the gym, so I highly doubt they'd be willing to do any 

OUTSIDE of it!!!

 

Now, although these guys were complete clown show's, they do

make a valuable point on something...

 

That's that the dude on the beach, at the pool, or WHEREVER you're 

showing off your SWOLE, is far more likely to catch the eye of a 

MAN hungry lioness if they LOOK like a badass...

 

For that, you gotta make sure you're RIPPED...

 

You gotta have that, JACKED, Ripped, grizzled warrior look that 

let's them know you can protect them, provide for them, and produce 

some little baby badasses for them as well...

 

Primal instinct bro....

 

It's in their blood...

 

They simply can't resist it!!!

 

So if you're lacking in the Size, Strength, Athleticism, and Aesthetics 

region and want to look like a warrior and PERFORM like one too, 

then you have to train as though those are your desires!!!

 

That's how I came up with Brick Shit House Training...

 

Look Like a Warrior and Perform Like One Too <<<<==========

 

I wanted to be able to be lean enough to attract some female attention, 

but be big and strong enough to be able to put the body to use if need be...

 

I that's what you're going for...Click below!!!

 

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Your legacy will thank you!!!

 

Stay Strong and Stay SWOLE!!!

 

MANdler