What's Crackin' SWOLEdiers?!

 

I just got back from Bermuda and let me tell you, I feel

recharged, rejuvenated, and ready to kick some serious 

ass!!!

 

De-load = Successful!!!

 

Now the benefit of a de-load isn't the only thing I learned 

whilst in Bermuda...

 

I took advantage of the prolonged period of time I had their 

by learning more about the mysteries of the furry temptress

and her crazy ways...

 

And part of learning what she DOES like is figuring out what

she doesn't...

 

So I diligently interrogated my sister in law who after a few Rum

Swizzles was more than willing to enlighten me on what those with

the split-tails cannot stand...

 

This is what I learned...

 

1) Females hate the word "Moist"

 

2) Females hate the word "Panties"

 

3) Females DON'T poop (seriously...it doesn't happen)

 

4) Females don't like dude's that can't manhandle them (SERIOUSLY, 

ever heard of that book 50 Shades of Grey?!)

 

Now, if you're like me and like pressing buttons for the sake of cheap

entertainment, then I can't help you with the top 3....

 

But with the whole "being able to manhandle a chick...that's all about

strength and conditioning baby! And that's my repertoire!!!

 

So if you wanna do your part to get the attention and mass appeal

from our split-tail friends...then click on the below link!!!

 

Become the STRONG man she wants <<<================   

 

Stay Strong and Stay SWOLE!!!

 

MANdler

 

P.S. FLEX Friday tomorrow...get some sleep and get ready to put your 

big boy pants on! It's gonna be a brutal one!!!

 

Get strong to GET SOME<<<==========================

 

#DBAP