So, as you've heard, my weekend kind of blew whale balls...

 

I got my truck broken into...

 

My BAD MOTHER FUCKER wallet (along with all of my plastic and cash) was stolen...

 

And to make matters worse, these days you can't get a temporary debit or credit card unless you have 2 forms of photo id (both of which were in my wallet...)

 

But, the silver lining in all of this is going to make you very happy!!! Cuz I'm gonna hook you up with 2 things as a way to say thanks for being badasses, and also so I can save up to get another "BAD MOTHER FUCKER" wallet!!!

 

So here we go!!!

 

1) You get a SWEET MAN Lesson on thievery.... (hint: I don't like people that take what is not there's...I call them DOUCHEBAGS!!!)

 

AND...

 

2) If you buy one of my SWOLE Patrol Sponsored T-Shirts, I'll hook you up with a SWOLE Patrol koozie and a tire dread NO EXCUSES band as a way of saying thanks for working your ass off for what you want instead of being a thieving DOUCHEBAG!!!

 

Regardless of whether or not you decide to take advantage of this sweet deal, thank you all for achieving what you have set your mind to and busted ass for. Everyone of you is an ASS-KICKING MANimal!!!

 

Stay Strong and Stay SWOLE!!!

 

MANdler

 

P.S. Don't expect to receive what you haven't worked hard for. You only get what you deserve....PERIOD!!!