"Light Bulbs" vs. REAL Men
Published: Sat, 10/26/13
The other day I was bored and
cruising around YouTube when
I came across a video that was
exploding with douchieness!
I'll be quick because I don't want
to feel like this guy is getting a rise
out of me...
So basically there's this massive
bodybuilding looking guy who's
getting filmed walking through a
mall and giving his "expert opinion"
about heavy lifting...
Before I get too deep into his message
let me tell you what he was wearing so
you can get a mental image of him and
the legitimacy he carries.
~275 lbs. (give or take 200 of it in his
upper body)
~Wearing a tank top that belongs on the
back of a freshman in high school
~Sporting a pair of sunglasses inside even
though he's not being blinded by any light
~ Dawning a pair of designer jeans that my
22 yr old 110 lb. sister has an easier time
filling out.
Got an image in your head of this guy?
Huge upper body...tiny lower body...prime
example of what we at the MAN Cave call
a "light bulb" (same shape and all!!!)
Complete tool, right?
Just wait. It gets worse. WAY WORSE!!
Because this guy had an opinion to go
with his shotty physical presentation.
Throughout the whole video he kept
dropping this one line:
"It doesn't matter how much you can
lift. What matters is how much you
LOOK LIKE you can lift!"
This is the typical mindset I have to wash
away from every lifter that comes into the
MAN Cave that just 'wants to get big' or
'wants to get muscular and ripped'...
You wanna know the REAL secret?
It's simple, if you wanna get Jacked and
Ripped, and you wanna do so in a hurry,
you better get under some real weight!
That's what unleashes the natural anabolic
hormones that lead to huge muscle gains
and fat burning...
Not to mention, you'll be able to perform
like a beast too!
If that sounds like what you want (to look
good while kicking ass), then you gotta
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Lift Like a MAN (not a "Light Bulb"),
MANdler
C.S.C.S. / CPT